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It's not that I like being right all the time I am just used to it.
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When we american's are really sick of the bashing we will start being dickheads with Tariffs like the rest of the world. As it is only the 50% of the U.S. who decided that we shouldn't change Horsemen in the middle of the Apocalypse are the ones feeling especially butt hurt about supposed bashing.
Author's Response:
Well try and take it not to personal man. Its not a hate joke just light humour, but it seems you can take the joke well since you gave me nine. believe me England can get it much much worse by Scotland, Whales, Ireland and by the rest of Europe.
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On first look this seems like one of those scare them straight Just Say No tactics back in the <=80s. It isn't.
FACT! Not everybody shoudl be allowed to take drugs, like some people should not be allowed to drink and others to own guns (oh wait, nevermind on that last one, I guess that is one thing we do not have laws against yet). Those hosers ruin it for the rest of us.
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The translation makes fairly pedestrian dialog pretty funny. If this were about 5x longer with more choices it woudl be a lot of fun.
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"I wish everything was not real, for happiness."
Russians speak Russian.
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nuff said
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I did not find the unskippable 5 minutes of credits at the end of the Mario game funny at all and then it didn't even go back to the desktop.
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If u had read the bottom of the mario game it said "Watch Last"...Wasnt rocket science really.
Thanks for watching though
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Stick arena battle with madness style (tho MUCH improved graphics) and effects. The only thing that would have made it perfect woudl been weapon sound effects, even low quality ones to keep the size down would have been cool.
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Good style, GREAT voice acting but one of the most unfunny pieces of flash I have ever seen.
Get yourself some cowriters who really know "Hey you know what would be funnier?" because at this point the answer is 'Anything."
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But this needs some work still. I highly suggest redoing it as a "Do it right and a see a naked chick" kinda game. The more you get right the more you see. On a practical level it lets you do something with all that empty space, on a rating level everybody loves pr0n and on a gameplay level adding the element of an alternate way to see what you got right and wrong would be cool.
Keep up the good work and get some better/more music tracks.
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Great style and animationg but it was so very, very unentertaining.
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